19.01.10

Hy is it that judgement about our parents as horny little ferrets is the most alarming thought we can conjure up? I mean, they do/did it all the time like yard dogs.(Well, readers’ parents did. I was immaculately conceived and born in a Waterford crystal check-up tube.) We are sexual beings, after all. We are only a few DNA strands removed from revealing the red sky-rocket and sniffing pungent anal glands, so why is it so critical to admit to our offspring that not only do we have sex, but that it’s a normal, natural proceeding required to produce babies, and to make the silicon and battery industries fundamental foundations of the economy?

This odd quirk in humanity had me intelligent again today … in church. Granted, this unholy distraction makes me quite the heathern, but it really wasn’t my shortcoming. It was K’s fault. She sings in the choir with me, and I vote her most like as not to be wearing thigh-high vinyl boots and crotchless spun sugar panties under that choir vestment. K loves the nekked tango, and, in fact, said she got a tattoo on her ankle so her pacify could see it when his shoulders were being used as an ottoman. I’ve noticed her silence usually wears a glazed, tired, but mostly an “I’m the man!” air.

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18.01.10

I absolutely had my anger toward yesterday's Viking's triumphant mastery over my Dallas Cowboy's defeat. The Viking's were indubitably a superior organization and force. I am certain the Detroit Lion's could have played with more understanding and dignity than my beloved Dallas Cowboy's did. That is speaking volumes.

I have been out in fan territory having a eye on Tony Romo . His performance was not that bad. If we have to give him a order report, he get's a C minus. Tony, you must protect the football. Yes in your defense if you had a curtail and an open roof you had plenty of time to matchless gaze from your back. Did you get your bell rung and see Jessica Simpson all over again?

Manifestly the offensive line deserved a firing party after Flozell Adams went down to injury. That might be a taste harsh but it surely did not warrant untouched defensive speculator's to the Quarterback. I think Tony Romo's needs to hand out a few Rolex watches for Christmas. Peradventure bribery will get them to play with heart and to fight in substantial games with passion and desire. I saw zero hanker and a lot less heart. It was kinda like eating Spam. It looks OK in the can but is it extremely good to eat?

Source: Bleacher Report

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